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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hatred is blind, as well as love. - Oscar Wilde

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus

Creativity requires the courage to let go of certainties. - Erich Fromm

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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