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Life is holy puzzle. - Lailah G. Akita

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old. - Groucho Marx

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

I go into every game thinking I'm going to be the hero. I have to, or I wouldn't enjoy it. - Derek Jeter

The person that turns over the most rocks wins the game. And that's always been my philosophy. - Peter Lynch

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

If the word has the potency to revive and make us free, it has also the power to blind, imprison, and destroy. - Ralph Ellison

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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