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Familiarity breeds attempt. - Goodman Ace

Whose bread I eat, his song I sing. - Germany Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

What was the best thing before sliced bread? - George Carlin

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. - Steven Wright

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If you give everybody a slice of pie, you will still have more than enough. - Jay Leno

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Man does not live on bread alone: sometimes he needs a little buttering up. - John C Maxwell

I believe in goodness, mercy and charity. I believe in casting bread up the waters. - Leonard Nimoy

The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material. - Robin Williams

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies. - Milton Berle

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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