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British Survey

And the survey says...

British Survey thanks to Mike King

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Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

He who asks questions cannot avoid the answers. - Cameroon Proverb

I only like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign. - Mae West

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Britain's goal is not to survive, but to prevail. - Winston Churchill

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Questions are never indiscreet; answers sometimes are. - Oscar Wilde

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Philosophers are adults who persist in asking childish questions. - Isaiah Berlin

Chocolate doesn't ask silly questions. Chocolate understands. - Unknown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions. - Confucius

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers. - James Thurber

Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement. - Ronald Reagan

The answers you get from literature depend on the questions you pose. - Margaret Atwood

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

You know children are growing up when they start asking questions that have answers. - John J Plomp

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

But I was afraid of the questions (much more than the accusations) you might both put to me. - J.D. Salinger

To disagree with three-fourths of the British public is one of the first requisites of sanity. - Oscar Wilde

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. - Joey Adams

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. - Woody Allen

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

Larry Gogan: 'With what town in Britain is Shakespeare associated?'
Contestant: 'Hamlet'. - Larry Gogan

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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