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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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