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Bucket Nap

Bobcat attachment for babysitters

Bucket Nap thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Sound asleep in baby's high-rise

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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Ever notice how baby shampoo smells like spring? - Toni Sorenson

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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