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Car Whitewash

What happens when you put 25 litres of paint on the back seat

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Road painting in New Zealand takes on an interior coating

Car Whitewash thanks to Barry McCartney

Car Whitewash thanks to Barry McCartney

Car Whitewash thanks to Barry McCartney

Put the paint in the trunk!
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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Keep the paint up, and the rubber down. - Unknown

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

There will be no whitewash at the White House. - Richard M Nixon

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

If I could say it in words there would be no reason to paint. - Edward Hopper

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

You should not paint the chair, but only what someone has felt about it. - Edvard Munch

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I challenge you to make your life the masterpiece you want to paint, the novel you want to read, the day you want to wake to. - Toni Sorenson

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright


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