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Cheerful Trees

Winter smileys on a stroll in the park

Cheerful Trees thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

The mountains are calling and I must go. - John Muir

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Nature is not a place to visit. It is home. - Gary Snyder

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

Adopt the pace of nature. Her secret is patience. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The earth has its music for those who will listen. - George Santayana

Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads. - Henry David Thoreau

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

When you're on a merry-go-round, you miss a lot of the scenery. - Neil Diamond

If anybody starts using me as scenery, I'll return to New York. - Grace Kelly

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery. - Walter Winchell

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

The really happy person is the one who can enjoy the scenery, even when they have to take a detour. - James H. Jeans

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

Wolves directly affect the entire ecosystem, not just moose populations, their main prey, because less moose equals more tree growth. - Rolf Peterson

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash


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