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Daily Exercise for Seniors

Have you exercised today?

Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are no wrong turnings. Only paths we had not known we were meant to walk. - Guy Gavriel Kay

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom. - Orson Welles

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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