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Daily Exercise for Seniors

Have you exercised today?

Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Anywhere is walking distance if you've got the time. - Steven Wright

One may walk over the highest mountain one step at a time. - John Wanamaker

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. - Mel Brooks

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain


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Superior Church

Redneck Auto Mechanic

Playground Drivers

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Pyramid Kiss

What Goes Round Comes Round

Mistaken Door

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Leave Toes Outside

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Meat Loaf

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