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Daily Exercise for Seniors

Have you exercised today?

Daily Exercise for Seniors thanks to Barry McCartney

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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

He who limps is still walking. - Joan Rivers

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Wisdom is always an overmatch for strength. - Phil Jackson

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

I live in California, so I do stand-up paddle board, which is a killer workout. - Ashley Wagner

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

You don't go walking into the proverbial lion's den lightly. You start with a good breakfast. - Jim Butcher

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone has a skeleton in their closet. The difference between Bill Clinton and myself is that he has a walk-in closet. - Pat Buchanan

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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