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Dog Days of Summer

Cooling off on a bed of ice

Dog Days of Summer thanks to Barry McCartney

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Chocolate makes otherwise normal people melt into strange states of ecstasy. - John West

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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