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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it. - Steven Wright

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

All you need to grow fine, vigorous grass is a crack in your sidewalk. - Will Rogers

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It is better to have ten skeletons in your closet, than walk with no bones. - Anthony Liccione

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it just makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

While waiting for a Moses to lead us into the promised land, we have forgotten how to walk. - Wendell Johnson

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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