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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

A stitch in time would have confused Einstein. - Unknown

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English. - Wilfred Sheed

The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. - Paul Ehrlich

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

Conquer the world by intelligence, and not merely by being slavishly subdued by the terror that comes from it. - Bertrand Russell

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to change. - Charles Darwin

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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