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Einstein Seeds

Sprouting the seeds of science

Einstein Seeds thanks to Mel Hardman

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A happy thought is like a seed that sows positivity for all to reap. - Miriam Muhammad

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I only sound intelligent when there's a good scriptwriter around. - Christian Bale

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence. - Bertrand Russell

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell


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