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Einstein Seeds

Sprouting the seeds of science

Einstein Seeds thanks to Mel Hardman

Imagination is intelligence having fun. - George Scialabra

Personally, I'm waiting for caller IQ. - Sandra Bernhard

People who boast about their IQ are losers. - Stephen Hawking

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent. - George Lucas

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I cannot think of a single one, not even intelligence. - Enrico Fermi

An intelligent enemy is better than an ignorant friend. - African Saying

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You're not too smart, are you? I like that in a man. - Kathleen Turner

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know. - Ernest Hemingway

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Every failure brings with it the seed of an equivalent success. - Napoleon Hill

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

It is not clear that intelligence has any long-term survival value. - Stephen Hawking

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past. - Ken Burns

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Intelligence is not to make no mistakes, but to see quickly how to make them good. - Bertolt Brecht

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other going in opposite directions. - George Carlin

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

In our society those who are in reality superior in intelligence can be accepted by their fellows only if they pretend they are not. - Marya Mannes

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

If you want your children to be intelligent, read them fairy tales. If you want them to be more intelligent, read them more fairy tales. - Albert Einstein

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