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Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train. - David Lee Roth

There is a light at the end of the tunnel... hopefully its not a freight train! - Mariah Carey

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

The sunshine of life is made up of very little beams that are bright all the time. - Dr. John Aiken

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

How far that little candle throws his beams! So shines a good deed in a naughty world. - William Shakespeare

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius. - Matthew McConaughey

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

You are a divine being. You matter, you count. You come from realms of unimaginable power and light, and you will return to those realms. - Terence McKenna

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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