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Fast Closure

Just then the door jammed...

Fast Closure thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door. - Unknown

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Unless you bear with the faults of others, you betray your own. - Pubilius Syrus

All successful revolutions are the kicking in of a rotten door. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. - Paul Beatty

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Follow your bliss and doors will open where there were no doors before. - Joseph Campbell

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

Opportunity does not knock. It presents itself when you beat down the door. - Unknown

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

Burst down those closet doors once and for all, and stand up and start to fight. - Harvey Milk

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for bears. Bears will kill you. - Unknown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is: infinite. - William Blake

Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power. - Robert G. Ingersoll

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Let us be of good cheer, remembering that the misfortunes hardest to bear are those that will never happen. - James Russell Lowell

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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