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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

I met my wife on a ferry boat, and when we landed she gave me the slip. - Groucho Marx

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer. - Victor Borge

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

I have never seen anyone burn a flag. And if I did, it would take every ounce of restraint I had not to haul off and hit them. - Barack Obama

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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