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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

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I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

It's better to burn out than fade away. - Neil Young

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

It's better to burn out than to fade away. - Neil Young

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

The fun of fishing is catching 'em, not killing 'em. - Norman Schwarzkopf

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

Rowing harder doesn't help if the boat is headed in the wrong direction. - Unknown

The hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross and which to burn. - David Russell

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

Great souls by instinct by each other turn
Demand alliance, and in friendship burn. - Joseph Addison

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

If you burn your neighbor's house down, it doesn't make your house look any better. - Lou Holtz

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell


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