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Fish Burn

Didn't think it was possible for a fish to burn in water!

Fish Burn thanks to joe-kster

Harbour ferry in Sydney Harbour

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All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

Nodding the head does not row the boat. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground. - African Proverb

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday. - Milton Berle

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

Those who have one foot in the canoe and one foot in the boat are going to fall into the river. - Tuscarora Proverb

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Once in seven years I burn all my sermons; for it is a shame if I cannot write better sermons now than I did seven years ago. - John Wesley

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein


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