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Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You never miss the water till the well has run dry. - Irish Proverb

We never know the worth of water till the well is dry. - English Proverb

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

I moved to Florida because you don't have to shovel water. - James Randi

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

The dignity of movement of an iceberg is due to only one ninth of it being above water. - Ernest Hemingway

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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