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Water rusts pipes. - WC Fields

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

You can't cross the sea merely by staring at the water. - Rabindranath Tagore

Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. - Josh Billings

There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water. - WC Fields

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day. - Molly Ivins

I think Les Moonves is the most highly overrated person in television. - Donald Trump

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

Not even computers will replace committees, because committees buy computers. - Edward Shepherd Mead

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on. - Louis L'Amour

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

When ya go out there in the water and ya start crossing your longirudes and lassitudes. - Archie Bunker

We should be as water, which is lower than all things yet stronger even than the rocks. - Sioux Proverb

Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx

Be like a duck, paddling and working very hard inside the water, but what everyone sees is a smiling and calm face. - Manoj Arora

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright


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