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Out of water, I am nothing. - Duke Kahanamoku

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Thailand stands at a crossroads. - Thaksin Shinawatra

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

Computers in the future may weigh no more than 1.5 tons. - Unknown

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Cambell

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make easier to do don't need to be done. - Andy Rooney

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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