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Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

Fly Art thanks to Barry McCartney

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity. - Douglas Horton

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Art is so wonderfully irrational, exuberantly pointless, but necessary all the same. - Gunter Grass

I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

The most potent and sacred command which can be laid upon any artist is the command: wait. - Iris Murdoch

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari


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