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Garage Door Art

Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a sports car

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Wall Mural for a jet fighter plane

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Wall Mural for a power boat

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Wall Mural for a NASCAR racing car

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Wall Mural for gold bullion

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Wall Mural for a construction grader

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Wall Mural for an biplane

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Wall Mural for a wine casks

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Wall Mural for an army tank

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Wall Mural for a souped up car

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Wall Mural for a Civil War train

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Wall Mural for a fire truck

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Wall Mural for a vintage BMW

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Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Wall Mural for a rock band practice garage

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Wall Mural for an escalator on fire

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The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

Live out of your imagination, not your history. - Stephen R. Covey

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

Happiness is not an ideal of reason, but imagination. - Immanuel Kant

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

The heart of an Irishman is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

There is nothing more dreadful than imagination without taste. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination. - Voltaire

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Solitude is as needful to the imagination as society is wholesome for the character. - James Russel Lowell

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

One supreme fact which I have discovered is that it is not willpower but imagination that creates. Imagination creates reality. - Richard Wagner

Logic: the art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding. - Ambrose Bierce

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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