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Garage Door Art

Impress your neighbours with your garage contents!

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a sports car

Garage Door Art thanks to Don Delcourt

Wall Mural for a jet fighter plane

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Wall Mural for a power boat

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Wall Mural for a NASCAR racing car

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Wall Mural for gold bullion

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Wall Mural for a construction grader

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Wall Mural for an biplane

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Wall Mural for a wine casks

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Wall Mural for an army tank

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Wall Mural for a souped up car

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Wall Mural for a Civil War train

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Wall Mural for a fire truck

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Wall Mural for a vintage BMW

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Wall Mural for a stealth plane

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Wall Mural for a rock band practice garage

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Wall Mural for an escalator on fire

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Imagination rules the world. - Napoleon

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

An idea is salvation by imagination. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

There are moments when Art almost attains to the dignity of manual labor. - Oscar Wilde

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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