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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Where there is no imagination there is no horror. - Arthur Conan Doyle

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The great instrument of moral good is the imagination. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Fine art and pizza delivery: what we do falls neatly in between. - David Letterman

Your imagination is your preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster's autobiography. - Frederico Fellini

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life's coming attractions. - Albert Einstein

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

A dreamer and a thinker understood the value of imagination. He called his imagination a "holy curiosity." - Albert Einstein

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

There is a boundary to men's passions when they act from feelings; but none when they are under the influence of imagination. - Edmund Burke

My imagination persisted in sticking horrors into the dark- so I stuck my imagination into the dark instead, and let it look out at me. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer


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