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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Service to others is the rent you pay for living on this planet. - Marian Wright Edelman

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars. - Oscar Wilde

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

I love you because the entire universe conspired to help me find you. - Paulo Coelho

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The universe may have a purpose, but nothing we know suggests that, if so, this purpose has any similarity to ours. - Bertrand Russell

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kurt Vonnegut

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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