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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

God does not play dice with the universe. - Albert Einstein

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Once you make a decision, the universe conspires to make it happen. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every action of our lives touches on some chord that will vibrate in eternity. - Edwin H. Chapin

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Just be yourself, and hopefully they can shape an epic space adventure around exactly who you are. - Chris Pratt

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence. - Leonard Nimoy

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville


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