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Giant Step For Mankind

One small step on the moon

Giant Step For Mankind thanks to Mel Hardman

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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do I dare Disturb the universe? - T S Eliot

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

The stars were better company anyway. They were very beautiful, and they almost never snored. - David Eddings

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Most whale photos you see show whales in this beautiful blue water - it's almost like space. - Brian Skerry

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is not more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules Poincare

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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