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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Wise men learn by other men's mistakes, fools by their own. - H.G. Bohn

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The man who never makes mistakes loses a great many chances to learn something. - Unknown

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Bad times have a scientific value. We learn geology the morning after the earthquake. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump


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