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Gradiation

Too bad the parents didn't go to school

Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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In doing we learn. - George Herbert

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Who dares teach must never cease to learn. - John Cotton Dana

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Thoroughly to teach another is the best way to learn for yourself. - Tyron Edwards

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn. - C S Lewis

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Aarfy was a dedicated fraternity man who loved cheerleading and class reunions and did not have brains enough to be afraid... - Joseph Heller

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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