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Gradiation

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Gradiation thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

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Listen to learn. Learn to earn! - Rob Liano

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown

How do I learn to speak when silence is all I know? - Susie Clevenger

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Let the others have the charisma. I've got the class. - George H.W. Bush

We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

There are some things you learn best in calm, and some in storm. - Willa Cather

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

I'm always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught. - Winston Churchill

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

If you are not willing to learn, no one can help you. If you are determined to learn, no one can stop you. - Zig Ziglar

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The worst excuse you could ever come up for not turning in homework is that you have no one to copy it from. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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