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Daniel Radcliffe as a child

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Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Youth comes but once in a lifetime. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything. - William Shakespeare

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. - Aristotle

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

In youth we run into difficulties; in old age difficulties run into us. - Josh Billings

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor


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