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Hairy Potter

Daniel Radcliffe as a child

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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Youth is wasted on the young. - George Bernard Shaw

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Cherish youth, but trust old age. - Pueblo Proverb

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Beat your tambourines with the Hairy Knishes. - Archie Bunker

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

The youth of a nation are the trustees of posterity. - Benjamin Disraeli

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Hairy Krishnas howlin' and playin' their tangerines. - Archie Bunker

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

Our youth we can have but today; we may always find time to grow old. - George Berkeley

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

The natural idealism of youth is an idealism, alas, for which we do not always provide as many outlets as we should. - Sargent Shriver

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

If one could recover the uncompromising spirit of one's youth, one's greatest indignation would be for what one has become. - André Gide

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

When I get through tearing a lobster apart, or one of those tender West Coast octopuses, I feel like I had a drink from the fountain of youth. - Joseph Mitchell


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