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Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

Hay For Sale thanks to Jim Serritella

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Let's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock

Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb

The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth

I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown

Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg

Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin

I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt

Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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