QuotaBillsLet's make hay while it lasts. - James Lovelock
Cursing the weather is never good farming. - English Proverb
The thicker the hay, the easier it is mowed. - Alaric the Goth
I take my vacation on the combine and tractor. - Jon Tester
Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx
The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren
Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins
I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew
A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. - Unknown
Writing is conscience, scruple, and the farming of our ancestors. - Edward Dahlberg
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs. - Lily Tomlin
I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin
Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo
Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill
Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson
We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen
Words must surely be counted among the most powerful drugs man ever invented. - Leo Rosten
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - George Carlin
I used to practice my speeches on my tractor while I plowed my daddy's field. - Jim Hunt
Montovani? They play Montovani to insomniacs that don't respond to strong drugs. - Robin Williams
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend. - Jack Nicholson
There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson
Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson
Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock
I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis
I'm working on a second cookbook and am working on my love story, 'Black Heels to Tractor Wheels.' - Ree Drummond
I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell
Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt
Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin