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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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