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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The obstacle is the path. - Zen Aphorism

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Hiking in undiscovered places is a lot of fun. - Karolina Kurkova

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

Dorothy was so happy to wake up in Kansas. Not I! I'd have looked for another cyclone and stood in its path! - Vivian Vance

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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