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Head Path

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Head Path thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Noble discontent is the path to heaven. - Thomas Higginson

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffet

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance. - Tom and David Gardner

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A straight path never leads anywhere except to the objective. - Andre Gide

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Remember when life's path is steep to keep your mind even. - Horace

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty. - Mark Twain

Go often to the house of a friend, for weeds choke the unused path. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Anakin, you're breaking my heart! And you're going down a path I cannot follow! - Padme

And I was afraid because I knew I had outgrown my past before I could see a path to my future. - Han Nolan

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will. - George Lucas

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

The block of granite which was an obstacle in the pathway o the weak becomes a stepping-stone in the pathway of the strong. - Thomas Carlyle

You will recognize your own path when you come upon it because you will suddenly have all the energy and imagination you will ever need. - Sara Teasdale


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