Hearse Parking
Late for your own funeral
Stiff competition for parking in London
QuotaBillsParking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works. - Bill Vaughan
In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright