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Her Casket

She almost didn't fit into it

Her Casket thanks to Diane Baugh

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Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

It is not death but dying which is terrible. - Henry Fielding

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe


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