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Her Casket

She almost didn't fit into it

Her Casket thanks to Diane Baugh

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death will be a great relief. No more interviews. - Katharine Hepburn

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

If we do not know about life, how can we know about death? - Confucius

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Many people die at twenty-five and aren't buried until they are seventy-five. - Benjamin Franklin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight


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