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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. - Han Solo

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

You don't have to say everything to be a light. Sometimes a fire built on a hill will bring interested people to your campfire. - Shannon L. Alder

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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