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How To Cook A Deer

Instructions on how to properly cook a deer

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

How To Cook A Deer thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not. - Ursula K. Le Guin

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin


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