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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. - James Goldsmith

Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys. - Groundskeeper Willie

Trouble came - as trouble so often does - with a monkey. - Paul Collins

The surest way to make a monkey out of a man is to quote him. - Robert Benchley

Everything is improved by the judicious application of primates. - Chris Roberson

Well, yous 2 may have come from monkeys and bamboons, but not me. - Archie Bunker

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes? - George Carlin

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man. - H L Mencken

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink


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