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You have to hold onto your fantasy. - Betsey Johnson

The power of imagination makes us infinite. - John Muir

A strong imagination begetteth opportunity. - Michel de Montaigne

Imagination is more important than knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

My single-minded aim is to give existence to fantasy. - Claes Oldenburg

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

I've always enjoyed living in a fantasy world, daydreaming. - James Duval

He could shake your hand and stab you in the back at the same time. - Richard Nixon

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere. - Albert Einstein

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Here you leave today and enter the world of yesterday, tomorrow, and fantasy. - Walt Disney

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

When it gets hot like this, you know what I do? I keep my undies in the ice box. - Marilyn Monroe

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. - Richard Brinsley Sheridan

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections, and the truth of imagination. - John Keats

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

The mathematician is entirely free, within the limits of the imagination, to construct what worlds he pleases. - J.W.N. Sullivan

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

I'm telling you, things are getting out of hand. Or maybe I'm discovering that things were never in my hands. - Gordon Atkinson

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas

I'm not an equipment nut. I tend to use whatever's at hand. I have several cameras, of course, but I'm not emotional about any of them. - Leonard Nimoy

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell


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