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Everyone needs a fantasy. - Andy Warhol

The man with no imagination has no wings. - Muhammad Ali

The cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand. - Jonathan Swift

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A familiar pang of dread wrapped its icy hand around my heart. - Ashley Jeffery

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

It is the starved imagination, not the well-nourished, that is afraid. - E.M. Forster

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

Where beams of imagination play,
The memory's soft figures melt away. - Alexander Pope

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan

I ain't got nothing in that hand. Look at that, this guy is suspective of everything. - Archie Bunker

The gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Cowardice... is almost always simply a lack of ability to suspend functioning of the imagination. - Ernest Hemingway

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

Courage will now be your best defence against the storm that is at hand - that and such hope as I bring. - JRR Tolkien

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

The imagination exercises a powerful influence over every act of sense, thought, reason, over every idea. - Latin Proverb

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

An expert problem solver must be endowed with two incompatible qualities: a restless imagination and a patient pertinacity. - Howard Eves

Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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