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High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Your goal should be just out of reach, but not out of sight. - Denis Waitley

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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