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Reaching for the impossible

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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Nothing bad can happen if you haven't hit the Send key. - David Shipley and Will Schwalbe in Send

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

When 900 years old, you reach... Look as good, you will not. - Yoda

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

I can't change the direction of the wind but I can adjust my sails to reach my destination. - James Dean

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

If I had one wish for my children, it would be that each of them would reach for goals that have meaning for them as individuals. - Lillian Carter

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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