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Reaching for the impossible

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Reaching high keeps a man on his toes. - Unknown

When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

The key to retirement is to find joy in the little things. - Susan Miller

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

I drove a tractor almost as soon as I could reach the pedals. - Sheri L. Dew

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities. - Stephen Covey

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

Too often, people get stuck in a state of over-thinking, the result is that they never reach a decision. - Steve Backley

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself. - Joel Hawes

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

Wit is the key, I think, to anybody's heart. Show me the person who doesn't like to laugh and I'll show you a person with a toe tag. - Julia Roberts

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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