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When you reach the top, keep climbing. - Zen Aphorism

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

High expectations are the key to everything. - Sam Walton

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness. - Unknown

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. - Helen Rowland

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Wishes and fears are illusions, Dil Bahadur, not realities. You must practice detachment. - Isabel Allende

The key is to figure out what you want out of life, not what you want out of your career. - Goldie Hawn

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

What you get by reaching your destination is not nearly as important as what you will become by reaching your destination. - Zig Ziglar

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo


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