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Reaching for the impossible

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This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Excite the mind and the hand will reach for the pocket. - Harry Gordon Selfridge

Before anything else, preparation is the key to success. - Alexander Graham Bell

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Desire is the key that opens the door when opportunity knocks. - Unknown

A person going nowhere can be sure of reaching his destination. - Unknown

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

To reach a port, we must sail - Sail, not tie at anchor - Sail, not drift. - Franklin Roosevelt

If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion. - George Bernard Shaw

Alone, you are only as good as your reach; you must join hands with others. - Joe Segal

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. - George S Patton

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

I absolutely believe that people, unless coached, never reach their maximum potential. - Bob Nardelli

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

The key to growth is the introduction of higher dimensions of consciousness into our awareness. - Lao Tzu

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Unknown

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach your goal. You do not change your decision to get there. - Zig Ziglar

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Why aren't more gems from our great authors scattered over the country? Great books aren't within everybody's reach. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

The key to happiness and youth is an unencumbered spirit – whether it comes naturally or whether you have to work hard for it. - Emme Woodhull-Bache

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

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