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Kitchen Time Out

Little Johnny - caught with his pants down again

Kitchen Time Out thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Children are poor people's riches. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

If you can give your child only one gift, let it be enthusiasm. - Bruce Barton

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children are the living messages we send to a time we will not see. - Neil Postman

I'm contributing to the, waddya call, on the loosincy of a child. - Archie Bunker

Sometimes the poorest man leaves his children the richest inheritance. - Ruth E. Renkel

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Peace will come when the Arabs will love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. - Franklin P. Jones

It is an act of love to say, "I believe in you as my child, and you don't need my help." - Peter Buffett

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Play is the highest expression of human development in childhood for it alone is the free expression of what is in a child's soul. - Friedrich Frobel

It is not what you do for your children, but what you have taught them to do for themselves, that will make them successful human beings. - Ann Landers

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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