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Kitchen Time Out

Little Johnny - caught with his pants down again

Kitchen Time Out thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Children are the wisdom of the nation. - African Saying

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

If our American way of life fails the child, it fails us all. - Pearl S. Buck

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

I continue to stay young, right? I produce children, I stay young. - Donald Trump

If we don't stand up for children, then we don't stand for much. - Marian W. Edelman

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

We ought to be doing all we can to make it possible for every child to fulfill his or her God-given potential. - Hillary Rodham Clinton

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. - WC Fields

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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