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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Laughter is the best medicine. - the Joe-kster

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I'll take a drug test, if you'll take an IQ test. - Fritz Hollings

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Drugs are not always necessary. Belief in recovery always is. - Norman Cousins

Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

A strong positive mental attitude will create more miracles than any wonder drug. - Patricia Neal

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Physiology is the stepchild of medicine. That is why Cinderella often turns out the queen. - Martin H. Fischer

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The public blabbers about preventive medicine, but will neither appreciate nor pay for it. You get paid for what you cure. - Martin H. Fischer

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

One of the first duties of the physician is to educate the masses not to take medicine... Soap and water and common sense are the best disinfectants. - William Osler


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