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Lateral Thinking thanks to Diane Baugh

Lateral Thinking thanks to Diane Baugh

Lateral Thinking thanks to Diane Baugh

Lateral Thinking thanks to Diane Baugh

ANSWERS
1. The recluse lived in a lighthouse.
2. Pour the juice from the second glass into the fifth.
3. All the other card players were women.
4. The last person took the basket with the egg in it.

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness. - Unknown

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein

The world is the puzzle, itself; but it is always in principle. - Dada Bhagwan

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

It's not so important who starts the game but who finishes it. - John Wooden

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

You can't use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have. - Maya Angelou

It's a game that will ultimately be decided by the final outcome. - Martin Tyler

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

An optimist is a man who starts a crossword puzzle with a fountain pen. - Unknown

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

I'm always suspicious of games where you're the only ones that play it. - Jack Charlton

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Games shouldn't only be fun. They should teach or spark an interest in other things. - Hideo Kojima

Writing is mentally stimulating; it's like a puzzle that makes you think all the time. - Stephanie Zimbalist

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important, like a league game. - Dick Butkus

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

I'm taking memory power boost tablets to help me every day and doing the puzzles to help me stay focused. - Terry Bradshaw

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

The game of golf would lose a great deal if croquet mallets and billiard cues were allowed on the putting green. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

Creativity can solve almost any problem. The creative act, the defeat of habit by originality, overcomes everything. - George Lois

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

Returning home is the most difficult part of long-distance hiking. You have grown outside the puzzle and your piece no longer fits. - Cindy Ross

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Vulnerability is not weakness. And that myth is profoundly dangerous. Vulnerability is the birthplace of innovation, creativity, and change. - Brene Brown

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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