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Long-Legged Bike Owner

'On a bicycle made for two' - too high

Long-Legged Bike Owner thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Superior people never make long visits. - Marianne Moore

So wise so young, they say, do never live long. - William Shakespeare

The best remedy for a short temper is a long walk. - Jacqueline Schiff

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I come from a long line of staunch Irish Catholics. - Robert Vaughn

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Panic is not an effective long-term organizing strategy. - Starhawk

A thing may be dreaded as long as it has not overtaken you. - Chanakya

The simple act of paying attention can take you a long way. - Keanu Reeves

Forever is a long time, but not as long as it was yesterday. - Dennis H'Orgnies

If you stay in Beverly Hills too long you become a Mercedes. - Robert Redford

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her. - Oscar Wilde

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Welcome anything that comes to you, but do not long for anything else. - Andre Gide

There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

Good instincts tell you what to do long before your head has figured it out. - Michael Burke

A long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy. - Charles Manson

Stare at the dark too long and you will eventually see what isn’t there. - Cameron Jace

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

As long as you're having fun and still doing stuff, it doesn't matter what other people think. - Nick Carter

The drink and I have been friends for so long, it would be a pity for me to leave without one last kiss. - Turlough O'Carolan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The fact remains that most of us are anesthetized to the true cost and true value of long term care insurance. - Michael Burgess

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. - Scott Adams

So long as men praise you, you can only be sure that you are not yet on your own true path but on someone else's. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Look out how you use proud words. When you let proud words go, it is not easy to call them back. They wear long boots, hard boots. - Carl Sandburg

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin


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