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Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Looking Small thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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What I am looking for is not out there. It is in me. - Hellen Keller

Would a lion cheat on his wife? No, but a Tiger Would. - Unknown

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

Cross-country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Milton Berle

True love is like little roses, sweet, fragrant in small doses. - Ana Claudia Antunes

Do not forget small kindnesses and do not remember small faults. - Chinese Proverb

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

Great opportunities come to those who make the most of small ones. - Unknown

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

My best friend ran away with my wife. And let me tell you, I really miss him. - Henny Youngman

An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out. - George Jean Nathan

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A spouse or partner should enhance your life, not be your life; your life is your own. - Sukhi Burgen

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

In every difficult situation is potential value. Believe this, then begin looking for it. - Norman Vincent Peale

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Happiness hides in life's small details. If you're not looking, it becomes invisible. - Joyce Brothers

You may be right
I may be crazy.
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for. - Billy Joel

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

My wife is a real Puritan. She thinks licking the stamp on the envelope of a Valentine is foreplay. - Milton Berle

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Fairies have to be one thing or the other, because being so small they unfortunately have room for one feeling only at a time. - J.M. Barrie

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry

Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon

If you go out looking for friends, you're going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you'll find them everywhere. - Zig Ziglar

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful people are always asking, "What's in it for me?" - Brian Tracy


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