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Dealing with kids on the go

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Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Age considers; youth ventures. - Rabindranath Tagore

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Your children need your presence more than your presents. - Jesse Jackson

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

The great man is one who never loses his child’s heart. - Mencius

Youth is a perpetual intoxication; it is a fever of the mind. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

The unassuming youth seeking instruction with humility gains good fortune. - Joseph Addison

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffet

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The legacy I want to leave is a child-care system that says no kid is going to be left alone or left unsafe. - Marian Wright Edelman

Don't laugh at a youth for his affectations; he is only trying on one face after another to find his own. - Logan P. Smith

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Every time a child says, "I don't believe in fairies," there is a little fairy somewhere that falls down dead. - Sir James M. Barrie


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