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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Start slow and taper off. - Walt Stack

Not all those who wander are lost. - JRR Tolkien

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly. - Mae West

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

To climb steep hills requires a slow pace at first. - William Shakespeare

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius

Be not afraid of growing slowly; be afraid only of standing still. - Chinese Proverb

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber

The slow motion replay doesn't show how fast the ball was traveling. - Richard Benaud

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tourists don't know where they've been, travelers don't know where they're going. - Paul Theroux

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. - Jane Austen

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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Hanging Out With Friends

You Want Me To Do What?

Mirror Lake

Kitchen Thing

Light Road

Coffee Spoon

Show Stopper

Water Judge

Litter of DalCations

Fitness On The Bus

Deluxe Peanut Butter Jam Sandwich

Neighbour's Fence

Smoking Hot Body

Take Away Van

Emotion Stew

Appenzell, Switzerland

Holy Day Inn

Rising To The Occasion

High Wire Act

Sunday Drive in the Country

Cloud Swing

Playground Child Eliminator