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Mountain Flock

This year's Tour de France took a de-tour

Mountain Flock thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

When a mountain pass becomes a mountain im-passe

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Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

And isn't he as slow as a wet week! - Unknown

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

Many will travel and knowledge will be increased. - Francis Bacon

A ruler should be slow to punish and swift to reward. - Ovid

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Acting is standing up naked and turning around slowly. - Rosalind Russell

The possible's slow fuse is lit by the imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The Possible's slow fuse is lit
By the Imagination. - Emily Dickinson

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

Drive slow and enjoy the scenery. Drive fast and join the scenery. - Douglas Horton

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

Character builds slowly but it can be torn down with incredible swiftness. - Faith Baldwin

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb

Do it badly; do it slowly; do it fearfully; do it any way you have to, but do it. - Steve Chandler

Our deeds still travel with us from afar, and what we have been makes us what we are. - George Eliot

You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. - Oscar Levant

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember, and remember more than I have seen. - Benjamin Disraeli

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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