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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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We are new every day. - Irene Claremont Castillego

It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Do one thing every day that scares you. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

It's a fine night to have an evening. - Steven Wright

Either you run the day, or the day runs you. - Jim Rohn

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Do not wait for the last judgment. It comes every day. - Albert Camus

A day wasted on others is not wasted on one's self. - Charles Dickens

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress. - Kiera Cass

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Everybody gets so much information all day long that they lose their common sense. - Gertrude Stein

Now that I've found the way to fly, which direction should I go into the night? - Ally Condie

Live every day like it's your last, 'cause one day you're gonna be right. - Ray Charles

At night they all come out of the subway and they're hooverin' around the corner. - Archie Bunker

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. You are here to do great things. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When you’re a nurse you know that every day you will touch a life or a life will touch yours. - Unknown

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Do you think that every time someone has acupuncture there's a voodoo doll out there having a really bad day? - Caryn Leschen

I love thee - I love thee,
'Tis all that I can say
It is my vision in the night,
My dreaming in the day. - Thomas Hood

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

A cloudy day or a little sunshine have as great an influence on many constitutions as the most recent blessings or misfortunes. - Joseph Addison

I think what's going on with gorillas is pretty bad. The fact is that you can buy gorilla meat in London any day you want it. - Adam Ant

One day you will ask me which is more important? My life or yours? I will say mine and you will walk away not knowing that you are my life. - Khalil Gibran

I have always been pushed by the negative. The apparent failure of a play sends me back to my typewriter that very night, before the reviews are out. - Tennessee Williams

New Year's Day ... now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual. - Mark Twain


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