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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

When the owl sings, the night is silent. - Charles de Leusse

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

This is a wonderful day. I've never seen this one before. - Maya Angelou

Without Valentine's Day, February would be... well, January. - Jim Gaffigan

If you don't become the ocean you'll be seasick every day. - Leonard Cohen

If you don't think every day is a good day, just try missing one. - Cavett Robert

Have patience and endure: this unhappiness will one day be beneficial. - Ovid

Yesterday ended last night. Today is a brand new day and it's yours. - Zig Ziglar

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Laughing 100 times a day is the equivalent to 10 minutes of strenuous rowing. - William Fry

Being a writer is like having homework every night for the rest of your life. - Lawrence Kasdan

Never let a day pass that you will have cause to say, I will do better tomorrow. - Brigham Young

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

The dark night was the first book of poetry, and the constellations were the poems. - Chet Raymo

Saudi Arabia makes a billion dollars a day, okay? They make a billion dollars a day. - Donald Trump

Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder. - Unknown

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

One day someone is going to hug you so tight that all of your broken pieces will stick back together. - Unknown

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything every night before you go to bed. - Ann Landers

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

The mind that lies fallow but a single day, sprouts up in follies that are only to be killed by a constant and assiduous culture. - Joseph Addison

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

Heard about the young deaf boy who used sign language?
One day he told his mother a dirty joke and she washed his hands out with soap. - Red Skelton


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