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Bubba's first day in Chemistry class

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It was a dark and stormy night... - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Do not go gentle into that good night. - Dylan Thomas

A selfie a day keeps insecurities away. - Unknown

We become what we think about all day long. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

New Year's Day is every man's birthday. - Charles Lamb

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Clean and nourish your mind every day. It can easily become a garbage bin. - Unknown

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day. And another, in case it doesn't rain. - Mae West

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Sun salutations can energize and warm you, even on the darkest, coldest winter day. - Carol Krucoff

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Why buy flowers for Valentine's Day? Just go to a cemetery and collect a dozen off a few graves. - Jarod Kintz

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

One day you'll find someone who doesn't care about your past because they want to be your future. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

If only I'd known that one day my differentness would be an asset, then my early life would have been much easier. - Bette Midler

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

I like to do things for my wife on Valentine's Day. I open the door for her when she puts laundry in the washing machine. - Milton Berle

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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