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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

Keep cool; anger is not an argument. - Daniel Webster

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A thankful heart is the parent of all virtues. - Cicero

Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime. - Aristotle

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

A strong conviction that something must be done is the parent of many bad measures. - Daniel Webster

My father used to say, "Don't raise your voice. Improve your argument." - Desmond Tutu

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

Did you ever notice how difficult it is to argue with someone who is not obsessed with being right? - Wayne W. Dyer

Most of our so-called reasoning consists in finding arguments for going on believing as we already do. - James Harvey Robinson

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate and doubt, to offer a solution everybody can understand. - General Colin Powell


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