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No More Arguing

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Many can argue; not many converse. - Louisa May Alcott

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. - William C. McAdoo

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

The bird is powered by its own life and by its motivation. - Abdul Kalam

The best way to win an argument is to begin by being right. - Jill Ruckelshaus

My wife was too beautiful for words, but not for arguments. - John Barrymore

Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours. - Richard Bach

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you argue with reality, you lose, but only 100% of the time. - Byron Katie

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

My parents treated my like I had a brain - which, in turn, caused me to have one. - Diane Lane

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. - Unknown

The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going. - George Carlin

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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