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Paradigm Shift

Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology

Paradigm Shift thanks to Mel Hardman

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Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Business is what when you don't have any, you get out of. - Unknown

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Marketing and innovation are the two chief functions of business. - Peter F Drucker

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

A person always doing his or her best becomes a natural leader, just by example. - Joe DiMaggio

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader. - Harry S Truman

Make it thy business to know thyself, which is the most difficult lesson in the world. - Sir William Temple

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Leaders must be close enough to relate to others, but far enough ahead to motivate them. - John C Maxwell

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Be passionate about the culture and the business, and remain positive, because it inspires others. - Barry Libert

We shouldn't spend money on things we don't need when others don't have the things they do. - Peter Singer

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

Focus on the core problem your business solves and put out lots of content and enthusiasm, and ideas about how to solve that problem. - Laura Fitton

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

You can close more business in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get people interested in you. - Dale Carnegie

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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