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Paradigm Shift

Dow Jones coins dramatic change in methodology

Paradigm Shift thanks to Mel Hardman

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Black Panther leader Elder Cleavage. - Archie Bunker

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

Insurance is for people who don't have money. - Neil Zukerman

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

A leader is best when people barely know that he exists. - Lao-tzu

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Elected leaders who forget how they got there won't the next time. - Malcolm Forbes

To be successful in show business, all you need are fifty good breaks. - Walter Matthau

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy. - Charles F Abbott

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The visionary leader is an optimist, for no pessimist ever made a great leader. - William W Francis

If I don't get along with Democrats, I'm sort of, like, out of business. - Donald Trump

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision. - Peter F Drucker

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't. - Nathan Meyer Rothschild

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson


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