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Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

My parents put a live teddy bear in my crib. - Woody Allen

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Put the ladder over before you jump overboard. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney

There is never a problem child; there is only a problem parent. - A.S. Neill

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Insomnia: a contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. - Shannon Fife

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg

Have children while your parents are still young enough to take care of them. - Rita Rudner

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent. - Dave Barry

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffet

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

The greatest weapon against stress is our ability to choose one thought over another. - William James

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

To lose one parent may be regarded as misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. - Oscar Wilde

My parents always told me I could do anything, but never told me how long it would take. - Rita Rudner

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings. - Laurence J Peter

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

I'm not just retiring from the company, I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron. - Hartman Jule

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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