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Pole Safety

What not to do while waiting at a bus stop

Pole Safety thanks to Roy Taylor

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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I wouldn't let him touch me with a ten-foot pole. - Mae West

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Too long they've been gettin' the short end of the totem pole. - Archie Bunker

Never marry anyone you could not sit next to during a three-day bus trip. - Roger Ebert

Optimism and self-pity are the positive and negative poles of modern cowardice. - Cyril Connolly

There's an old saying, "Ya don't keep runnin' after you catch the bus." - Archie Bunker

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey


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