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Prayer Conditioning

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Prayer Conditioning thanks to Karen Moore

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

I hate camping, but I love summer camp. - Zooey Deschanel

Prayer - the last refuge of a scoundrel. - Homer Simpson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

The time will come when winter will ask what you were doing all summer. - Henry Clay

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker

To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas


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