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Prayer Conditioning

Are you prepared for summer?

Prayer Conditioning thanks to Karen Moore

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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

In summer the empire of insects spreads. - Adam Zagajewski

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer. - Albert Camus

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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