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Prayer Conditioning

Are you prepared for summer?

Prayer Conditioning thanks to Karen Moore

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The common people swarm like summer flies. - William Shakespeare

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The coldest winter I ever spent was summer in San Francisco. - Mark Twain

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

People wait all week for Friday, all year for summer, all life for happiness. - Raimonda

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter. - Bat Masterson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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