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Why does a Psychic need a phone number?

Psychic Fair thanks to Mike King

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Half this game is ninety percent mental. - Yogi Berra

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? - Steven Wright

Circumstances are often the masters of our lives. - Unknown

The supernatural is the natural not yet understood. - Elbert Hubbard

Masses are always breeding grounds of psychic epidemics. - Carl Jung

Circumstances - what are circumstances? I make circumstances. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met. - Steven Wright

Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. - Yogi Berra

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? - Jay Leno

Proverbs are mental gems gathered in the diamond districts of the mind. - William R. Alger

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

It is not our circumstances that create our discontent or contentment. It is us. - Vivian Greene

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

Don't be hollerin' at him, will ya - you'll give him a mental sterosis. - Archie Bunker

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

You'll never have any mental muscle if you don't have any heavy stuff to pick up. - Diane Lane

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. - Steven Wright

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Some tortures are physical
And some are mental,
But the one that is both
is dental. - Ogden Nash

Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start. - Nido Qubein

Be careful not to complain about anything, even the weather, since I am the Author of your circumstances. - Sarah Young

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. - Margaret Atwood

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

I find that it is not the circumstances in which we are placed, but the spirit in which we face them, that constitutes our comfort. - Elizabeth T. King

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

A man cannot directly choose his circumstances, but he can choose his thoughts, and so indirectly, yet surely, shape his circumstances. - James Allen

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Under the present circumstances, I would rather be a lap dancer than a woman MP - the hours are better and unruly male members are shown the door. - Allison Pearson


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