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Puddin' the Fun into Christmas

Pudding comes to a sticky end

Puddin' the Fun into Christmas thanks to Mel Hardman

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Plodding wins the race. - Aesop

The Irish are a very popular race - with themselves. - Brendan Behan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

I do not regard a broker as a member of the human race. - Honore de Balzac

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

It's time for the human race to enter the solar system. - Dan Quayle

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter. - Mark Twain

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

England is an empire, Germany is a nation, a race, France is a person. - Jules Michelet

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Once upon a time, forests were repositories of magic for the human race. - John Burnside

Perseverance is not a long race; it is many short races one after another. - Walter Elliott

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

In the Moscow Olympics, Lasse Viren came in fifth and ran a champion's race. - David Coleman

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

If my Valentine you won't be,
I'll hang myself on your Christmas tree. - Ernest Hemingway

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

In this age, the man who dares to think for himself and to act independently does a service to his race. - John Stuart Mill

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

A free Negro of the African race is not a 'citizen' within the meaning of the constitution of the United States. - Roger Taney

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman


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