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Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Skepticism is the first step on the road to philosophy. - Denis Diderot

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

You often meet your fate on the road you take to avoid it. - French Proverb

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Beneath this slab
John Brown is stowed;
He watched the ads
And not the road. - Ogden Nash

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger


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