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Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

The road is hard, and you have to get accustomed to it. - Miranda Lambert

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

An opening statement is like a guide or a road map. It's a very delicate thing. - Johnnie Cochran

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination. - Earl Nightingale

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

If you press me to say why I loved him, I can say no more than because he was he, and I was I. - Michel de Montaigne

There are two mistakes one can make along the road to truth - not going all the way, and not starting. - Buddha

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

Map out your future - but do it in pencil. The road ahead is as long as you make it. Make it worth the trip. - Jon Bon Jovi

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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