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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there. - Lewis Carroll

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead? - George Carlin

I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. - Steven Wright

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

We're all pilgrims on the same journey, but some pilgrims have better road maps. - Nelson DeMille

Your goals are the road maps that guide you and show you what is possible for your life. - Les Brown

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Hastiness and superficiality are the psychic diseases of the 20th century, and more than anywhere else this disease is reflected in the press. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

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