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Ukrainian pavement roller doubles as bumper bump'er

Road Press thanks to Mike King

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Never insult anyone by accident. - Robert A. Heinlein

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

"To Start Press Any Key." Where's the ANY key? - Homer Simpson

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

The middle of the road is where the white line is - and that's the worst place to drive. - Robert Frost

I think every entrepreneur in Canada owes the next generation a road map of how to do it again. - Kevin O'Leary

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. As is a tale, so is life: not how long it is, but how good it is, is what matters. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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