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There is no royal road to geometry. - Euclid

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. - William Blake

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Of all times in time of war the press should be free. - William Borah

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Senaca

So many catastrophes in love are only accidents of egotism. - Hector Bianciotti

No matter how far you have gone on the wrong road, turn back. - Turkish Proverb

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

He who walks in the middle of the road gets hit from both sides. - George P. Schultz

He really is terribly heavy going. Like running up hill in roller skates. - Alan Ayckbourn

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "what for?" - Steven Wright

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one. - Dolly Parton

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

Life's a roller coaster, and you never know when it's going to take a turn. - Ty Pennington

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature but beautiful old people are works of art. - Unknown

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Our minds are as different as our faces: we are all traveling to one destination; happiness; but few are going by the same road. - Charles Caleb Colton

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama


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