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Chaste makes waste. - Unknown

Waste not, want not. - Proverb

I wasted time, and now doth time waste me. - William Shakespeare

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them. - Ian L. Fleming

I'm never sick. Why get sick? It's a waste of time. - Martha Stewart

Nothing is a waste of time if you use the experience wisely. - Auguste Rodin

The road to the City of Emeralds is paved with yellow brick. - L. Frank Baum

Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present. - Roger Babson

Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children. - George Bernard Shaw

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Bricks may make a house, but the laughter of children makes a home. - Irish Proverb

To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have. - Ken S. Keyes Jr.

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

I had only a little time left and I didn't want to waste it on God. - Albert Camus

It is better to waste one's youth than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Architecture starts when you carefully put two bricks together. There it begins. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Belief in oneself is one of the most important bricks in building any successful venture. - Lydia M. Child

Your time is precious. Don't waste it on anyone who doesn't realize that you are, too. - Unknown

Brick walls are there for a reason. They give us a chance to show how badly we want something. - Randy Pausch

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him. - Sidney Greenberg

A successful man is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks others have thrown at him. - David Brinkley

Never waste your time trying to explain who you are to people who are committed to misunderstanding you. - Unknown

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Worrying is a waste of time. It doesn't change anything. It messes with your mind and steals your happiness. - Unknown

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

When a man's suit fits, when the construction is beautiful, when the sewing and fabrics are there - in the end, you'll look the best in it. - John Varvatos


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