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Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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