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Seeing Eye Cat

If only this was possible with humans...

Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Many people lose their tempers merely from seeing you keep yours. - Frank Colby

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

I never thought of being blind as a disadvantage, and I never thought of being black as a disadvantage. - Stevie Wonder

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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