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Seeing Eye Cat

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Seeing Eye Cat thanks to Jim Serritella

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Not seeing is half-believing. - Vita Sackville-West

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

One's destination is never a place, but a new way of seeing things. - Henry Miller

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

Discovery consists of seeing what everyone has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. - Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright


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