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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

Every really new idea looks crazy at first. - Alfred North Whitehead

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Only through practice can new ideas truly be evaluated. - Unknown

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Her face looked like something on the menu in a seafood restaurant. - Woody Allen

I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown

He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know. - Abraham Lincoln

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? - George Carlin

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

Logic is the hygiene the mathematician practices to keep his ideas healthy and strong. - Hermann Weyl

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Of course I have played outdoor games. I once played dominoes in an open air cafe in Paris. - Oscar Wilde

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Many ideas grow better when transplanted into another mind, than in the one where they sprung up. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

In the realm of ideas everything depends on enthusiasm... in the real world all rests on perseverance. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball. My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis. - Dean Martin


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