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Money is just an idea. - Robert T. Kiyosaki

Everyone is in love with their own ideas. - Carl Jung

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Only ideas that we actually live by are of any value. - Hermann Hesse

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year. - Victor Borge

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas. - Lewis Black

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will. - Andy Warhol

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The best ideas come from jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible. - David Ogilvie

An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all. - Oscar Wilde

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal

A belief is not merely an idea the mind possesses, it is an idea that possesses the mind. - Robert Oxton Bolt

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Many great ideas go unexecuted, and many great executioners are without ideas. One without the other is worthless. - Tim Blixseth

I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. - Steven Wright

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

Everybody walks past a thousand story ideas every day. The good writers are the ones who see five or six of them. Most people don't see any. - Orson S. Card


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