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An idea is a feat of association. - Robert Frost

Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe

Every great idea I have gets me in trouble. - Unknown

You want to invent new ideas, not new rules. - Dan Heath

The best way to predict the future is to invent it. - Alan Kay

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. - Unknown

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. - Thomas Edison

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

The man who strikes first admits that his ideas have given out. - Chinese Proverb

If an idea's worth having once, it's worth having twice. - Tom Stoppard

I know the voices aren't real but they have some great ideas. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow. - Grant Wood

The making of a journalist: No ideas and the ability to express them. - Karl Kraus

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world. - Robin Williams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

To swear off mistakes is very easy. All you have to do is swear off ideas. - Leo Burnett

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Communism is like prohibition - it's a good idea but it won't work. - Will Rogers

If I have a thousand ideas and only one turns out to be good, I am satisfied. - Alfred Nobel

I am long on ideas, but short on time. I expect to live to be only about a hundred. - Thomas A. Edison

Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Ideas are far more powerful than guns. We don't allow our enemies to have guns, why should we allow them to have ideas. - Joseph Stalin

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

The calendar of the Theocracy of Muntab counts down, not up. No-one knows why, but it might not be a good idea to hang around and find out. - Terry Pratchett

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea. - Ernest Hemingway

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire


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