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Shakespeare - The Early Years

Inspiration for a spot o' Macbeth

Shakespeare - The Early Years thanks to Mel Hardman

'Out, damned spot! out, I say!' - Macbeth Act V, Scene I

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Wine is bottled poetry. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Easy reading is damn hard writing. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

God is love, but get it in writing. - Gypsy Rose Lee

I am a drinker with writing problems. - Brendan Behan

I like Beethoven, especially the poems. - Ringo Starr

A poem begins with a lump in the throat. - Robert Frost

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

This poem will never reach its destination. - Voltaire

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Poetry begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography. - Steven Wright

Poetry is the clear expression of mixed feelings. - W H Auden

There is creative reading as well as creative writing. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The United States themselves are essentially the greatest poem. - Walt Whitman

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The writing of more than 75 poems in any fiscal year should be punishable by a fine of $500. - Ed Sanders

Some people will tell you there is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tea. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Early on, if I was alone two or three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide. - Jack Nicholson

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Writing criticism is to writing fiction and poetry as hugging the shore is to sailing in the open sea. - John Updike

Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Joyce, with a judge from meself, put in. - Brendan Behan

Writing is easy: All you do is sit staring at a blank piece of paper until drops of blood form on your forehead. - Gene Fowler

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again. - Oscar Wilde

Doing well with blogging is not about writing one key post, it is about performing day after day and helping a few people at a time. - Aaron Wall

If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write something worth reading or do things worth the writing. - Benjamin Franklin

My writing philosophy is throwing spaghetti against the wall. That's how I take pictures, too. If I take 100, surely one will be good. - Amanda Peet


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