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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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