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Spring Is In The Air

Changing weather on its way

Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

Spring Ahead or Fall Behind?

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

The deep roots never doubt spring will come. - Marty Rubin

An old man in love is like a flower in winter. - Portuguese Proverb

Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. - Lilly Pulitzer

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

because it's Spring
thingS dare to do people - e e cummings

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

To die in the flower of age is a life offered in sacrifice. - Madagascar Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Tennis: a sport in which even an unseeded player can flower. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you. - Richard B. Sheridan

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

Sitting quietly, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself. - Zenrin

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

Everything holds its breath except spring. She bursts through as strong as ever. - B.M. Bower

The only amaranthine flower on earth is virtue; the only lasting treasure, truth. - William Cowper

I enjoy the spring more than the autumn now. One does, I think, as one gets older. - Virginia Woolf

It will never rain roses. When we want to have more roses, we must plant more trees. - George Eliot

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen


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