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Spring Is In The Air

Changing weather on its way

Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

Spring Ahead or Fall Behind?

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Generosity is the flower of justice. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Chicago is an October sort of city even in spring. - Nelson Algren

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Autumn is a second spring when every leaf is a flower. - Albert Camus

If words were leaves, would you prefer fall or spring? - Jarod Kintz

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

Can words describe the fragrance of the very breath of spring? - Neltje Blanchan

In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt. - Margaret Atwood

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Natural abilities are like natural plants: to grow, they need pruning. - Red Auerbach

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush. - Doug Larson

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

If we could see the miracle of a single flower clearly, our whole life would change. - Buddha

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

Every thought is a seed. If you plant crab apples, don't count on harvesting Golden Delicious. - Bill Meyer

Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence. Eat bacon. - Unknown

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Our ideas, like orange-plants, spread out in proportion to the size of the box which imprisons the roots. - Edward Bulwer Lytton

Humility before the flower at the timber line is the gate which gives access to the path up the open fell. - Dag Hammarskjold

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

God moves in a mysterious way
His wonders to perform;
He plants His footsteps in the sea
And rides upon the storm. - William Cowper

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown


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