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Spring Is In The Air

Changing weather on its way

Spring Is In The Air thanks to Barry McCartney

Spring Ahead or Fall Behind?

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Every flower must grow through dirt. - Unknown

If winter comes, can spring be far behind? - Percy Bysshe Shelley

It's a point or setter plant (poinsettia). - Archie Bunker

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. - Mitch Hedberg

A person of words and not of deeds is like a garden full of weeds. - Unknown

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Something in the air this morning made me feel like flying... Spring Flight - Eileen Granfors

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

He who sows courtesy reaps friendship, and he who plants kindness gathers love. - St. Basil of Caesarea

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

If I had my life to live over again, I would start barefoot earlier in the spring. - Unknown

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

Every moment and every event of every man's life on earth plants something in his soul. - Thomas Merton

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. The End. - Unknown

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Even bees, the little almsmen of spring bowers, know there is richest juice in poison-flowers. - John Keats

Nostalgia in reverse, the longing for yet another strange land, grew especially strong in spring. - Vladimir Nabokov

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

We dried continuously day and night. We had no efficient way to do it, so we built this new popcorn plant. - Orville Redenbacher

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Negative thoughts are like weeds in your garden and positive thoughts are the seeds of your garden, kill the weeds and feed the seeds. - Sukhi Burgen

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

We are all dreaming of some magical rose garden over the horizon - instead of enjoying the roses that are blooming outside our windows today. - Dale Carnegie


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