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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Liberty consists in doing what one desires. - John Stuart Mill

We have art to save ourselves from the truth. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Bread and water can so easily be toast and tea. - Janet Clarkson

But indeed I would rather have nothing but tea. - Jane Austen

Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. - Henry Fielding

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

I'm out there everyday amongst them, in the smelting pot of New York. - Archie Bunker

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Life beats down and crushes the soul, but art reminds you that you have one. - Stella Adler

You can never get a cup of tea large enough or a book long enough to suit me. - C S Lewis

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don't believe yourself. - Abba Eban

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

The sole art that suits me is that which, rising from unrest, tends toward serenity. - Andre Gide

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

If leeches ate peaches instead of my blood,
then I would be free to drink tea in the mud! - Emilie Autumn

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

It's amazing what you can do with an E in A-Level art, a twisted imagination and a chainsaw. - Damien Hirst

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Every street in London has a camera, and if you ever travel up the M4, it feels as if George Orwell should be your chauffeur. - Don McCullin

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Music embodies feeling without forcing it to contend and combine with thought, as it is forced in most arts and especially in the art of words. - Franz Liszt

In New York, everybody looks great and is well dressed, but seeing someone in Ohio wearing Marc Jacobs is like spotting an owl in Central Park. Rare. - Isabel Gillies


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